Recession-Proof Job Openings
Posted: Wednesday, November 19, 2008
by Avis Ward
GeoVi's Home for Pregnant Teens
"The harvest is truly plenteous but the laborers are few. So ask the Lord of the harvest to send workers out into his harvest." -Jesus to His Disciples
There are an unlimited number of positions available in the kingdom of God. You have never seen a benefits package as comprehensive as this Employer offers and the compensation is far more priceless than rubies, silver or gold. It is written, "eyes have not seen nor have ears heard..." the payment that awaits all employees, regardless of their position. You will never, ever have to worry about being laid off. His economy is stable!
Servants of God are needed to pour out His love and expand His kingdom on earth. These jobs offer flex-time and can be home-based, thanks to technology. Not all positions are home-based, however. Employees are needed to meet face-to-face with special people:
No one is denied employment. Knowing Jesus Christ as your personal Savior is the only requirement. This means you believe He died for your sins and was raised from the dead and now sits at the right hand of God, His Father. You love Him with your whole heart, mind, body and soul. You will be compensated for on-the-job training and receive full benefits the same as the most tenured employees. You must be willing to serve.
Your Employer provides all benefits: Vision coverage, He has restored sight to the blind; hearing coverage, the deaf have received their hearing; ambulatory care, the lame now walk; mental health benefits, men have been dispossessed of demons and their sanity restored; medical and dental coverage, the sick was restored to health; and even death benefits, the dead have been raised. But, under His kingdom, to live is Christ and to die is gain as we have eternal life with Him! The Lord is our shepherd and there is no lack. He provides all of our needs.
No paper or online application is necessary. You can speak directly to your Employer and ask Him what position He would have you fill. Jobs are being filled immediately with no experience, prior employment, criminal background or reference checks.
There is an extra bonus for every lost soul brought to Christ under your loving care. Remember, He is married to the backsliders so they are included in this extra bonus, as well. There will be much rejoicing in Heaven when lost sheep are found and lost souls receive Salvation.
Currently, there is no expiration date for these job openings. Please be aware that time is drawing nigh and end times are upon us. The signs are all around us. It would be wise and prudent of anyone desiring to work as a kingdom citizen to begin work immediately! Our Employer is coming again soon.
To call this Employer, simply go to Him in prayer. Say, "Our Father, who art in heaven . . . " He's waiting for your call. For additional information on more job openings and detail descriptions, please refer to His Employee Manual, the Holy Bible.
Copyright 2008 by Avis Ward of GeoVi's Home for New Life
There are an unlimited number of positions available in the kingdom of God. You have never seen a benefits package as comprehensive as this Employer offers and the compensation is far more priceless than rubies, silver or gold. It is written, "eyes have not seen nor have ears heard..." the payment that awaits all employees, regardless of their position. You will never, ever have to worry about being laid off. His economy is stable!
- The poor in spirit
- Those who mourn
- Those without food, clothing and shelter
- The unsaved
- Those who are imprisoned
- Those who think they are alone
- The sick and shut-in
- Those in hospitals and assisted living homes
- Those who use and sell drugs
- Those who sell their bodies
- Those who abuse others
- Runaways and delinquents
- Those needing to feel loved
- Those who do not know how to read and cannot read the Bible
No one is denied employment. Knowing Jesus Christ as your personal Savior is the only requirement. This means you believe He died for your sins and was raised from the dead and now sits at the right hand of God, His Father. You love Him with your whole heart, mind, body and soul. You will be compensated for on-the-job training and receive full benefits the same as the most tenured employees. You must be willing to serve.
Your Employer provides all benefits: Vision coverage, He has restored sight to the blind; hearing coverage, the deaf have received their hearing; ambulatory care, the lame now walk; mental health benefits, men have been dispossessed of demons and their sanity restored; medical and dental coverage, the sick was restored to health; and even death benefits, the dead have been raised. But, under His kingdom, to live is Christ and to die is gain as we have eternal life with Him! The Lord is our shepherd and there is no lack. He provides all of our needs.
No paper or online application is necessary. You can speak directly to your Employer and ask Him what position He would have you fill. Jobs are being filled immediately with no experience, prior employment, criminal background or reference checks.
There is an extra bonus for every lost soul brought to Christ under your loving care. Remember, He is married to the backsliders so they are included in this extra bonus, as well. There will be much rejoicing in Heaven when lost sheep are found and lost souls receive Salvation.
Currently, there is no expiration date for these job openings. Please be aware that time is drawing nigh and end times are upon us. The signs are all around us. It would be wise and prudent of anyone desiring to work as a kingdom citizen to begin work immediately! Our Employer is coming again soon.
To call this Employer, simply go to Him in prayer. Say, "Our Father, who art in heaven . . . " He's waiting for your call. For additional information on more job openings and detail descriptions, please refer to His Employee Manual, the Holy Bible.
Copyright 2008 by Avis Ward of GeoVi's Home for New Life
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Top-level comments on this article: (5 total)hi avis,pretty clever article missy.i enjoyed it.and i enjoy you,best regards,sueHiya Sue. Thanks bunches! I'm enjoying you enjoying me. Makes a girl feel umm umm good! I enjoy you too, Sue. My warmest and bestest regards to you. - Avis
Hi Avis,Nice article.There surely is no lack of work in the Kingdom.regards,JoelHi Joel and thank you for reading this article. Amen to that: "There surely is no lack of work in the Kingdom."
Warm regards,
Avis
Now that's what I'm talking about! Thanks Avis, just what the Dr. ordered!Aww shucks, Bruce! Thank you. I am beaming!
Avis, this is wonderful. HE is wonderful! Blessings on the one who shares the fruit of the abounding Good News in this way! I love the attitude!Smiling,~JaneJane, YOU are wonderful! I am happy to have you smiling! And Jane, I truly love your "blessings". They are spiritually uplifting. I think of how the Apostle Paul addressed the churches in his letters. I've never read two alike from you. Thank you very much.
Smiling, too..
Avis
Avis, I can just see you behind the pulpit, giving this as a sermon. But you probably have done that, haven't you?It's amazing what God will want us to do, and sometimes these things come so naturally, yet unexpectedly. I have been leading a Bible study in my home for close to three years now. It started out when I was attending a small Baptist church. The pastor was doing the study, but left the province to start another church. The small group said, "Now what are we going to do. Will you lead the group, David? I said "yes" before really thinking about it. I was nervous at first, but now it has been three wonderful years. I now attend a Mennonite church and some of my group (which only came to the Baptist church a few times before the pastor left) now attend the Mennonite church with me on a regular basis.Four years ago I suddenly started writing poetry. I mean "suddenly", because I had never written anything before, now I was writing constantly. For the first two and a half years I wrote about 15 poems a month. Not all of them are Christian poems, but I have received many comments from people who have been helped by them. Some have even ended up in daily devotional pamphlets.Anyways, it just shows that God has jobs for all of us and we should not be intiminated by them. He will give us the tools to do the job.Oh David, you flatter me, big time! I don't get behind the pulpit. My mother did for more than 23 years and my family encourages me to do so but . . . oh boy, the thought terrifies me. I can do speeches etc at a podium but the pulpit? I'm nervous thinking about it.
Anyway, I enjoyed reading how the Lord brought you to seek Him with all that you are. What a delightful way to come to the knowledge of God and accept His divine call for your life.
And your ministry through poetry sometimes remind me of the Psalms. The sudden gift to write poetry is a powerful example of the Lord stirring up the gifts that are inside of us and His anointing working through us. I enjoy His work through you.
Thank you for joining my fan club. I pray to never disappoint and know I am honored and humbled by it.
Enjoy a lovely Sunday with your wife and family!
Blessings today and always,
Avis
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